Apparently Tom has given up on writing these episode summaries, so I'm just going to put the lyrics to Hocus Pocus by Focus.
Intro Gag: Comin’ to ya live from aboard a Nantucket sleighride, I’m Johannes Stauffer and with me as always are a bunch of dudes who do NOT appreciate Jingle Bells, and this is the Mildly Alarming Podcast. Episode 810: My Porcupine is Obese!
Segment 1: Mildly Alarming Theatre - Papal Bulls
Episode Sponsor: Ear Quotes
Segment 2: Themeballin’
Outro Gag: Spill-Proof Cup
Music in this episode:
"Zig Zag", "Deadly Roulette", "Tech Live", and "Bummin' on Tremolo" by Kevin McLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons By Attribution 3.0
La Cathedrale De Saint Gall Tuotilo, Hodie Cantandus Est Nobis