Our dashing heroes take a detour from their usual topics to talk about hair. Johannes describes the regimen that produces his lustrous pelt, which includes no less than six lather and rinse cycles, while Tom tells an amusing anecdote about growing a beard. Then it's on to a list of the top ten best shampoo/conditioner combos, and finally the lads affirm that they are, in fact, Dapper Dan men. Also, briefly mentioned is the concept of luck mitigation in board gaming.
Intro Gag: Comin' to ya' live from inside of a sea turtle, I'm Johannes Stauffer, and with me as always is the hand of Gary Smoolihan, and this is the Mildly Alarming Podcast. Episode 88: A Terrapin Melange.
Segment 1: Luck Mitigation
If you enjoyed this segment's topic, you should check out the Board Game Hour podcast over at http://www.boardgamehour.co.uk/, since we flagrantly stole it from them.
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Segment 2: Booze 'n the News
- Texas' Top Officer: Snoop Dogg a "Dope Smoking Pot Smoker"
- Family Gets $17,000 Internet Bill for Movie Download on Trip to Canada
- Kentucky Company Makes KFC Double Down-scented Candle
- Scientists Say Smelling Farts Prevents Cancer
- Florida Man Tries to Cash Check for $368 Billion
Outro Gag: Mildly Alarming Radio News