See, the thing is, that two people build a thing together, and it's theirs. It doesn't belong to just one of them. They sit down to play a board game, and they agree to the rules, and then one of them is jim-jamming the cards, or frosting their dice, or some other rule-breaking crap. And what's the other one supposed to do? What do you do when somebody you trusted takes the whole thing and throws it in the trash? Destroy their car, clearly.
This, ah, bit will make sense by the end of the episode. Trust me. I'm a doctor.
Intro gag: Comin’ to ya live from the Lego factory, I’m Johannes Stauffer and with me as always are thick leather socks, and this is the Mildly Alarming Podcast. Episode 123: Wouldjas Lookit the Gams on… HIM!?
Segment 1: Dexterity Games
Episode Sponsor: Mildly Alarming Radio News Breaking News Break
Segment 2: Your Cheatin' Heart Will Get Your Face Punched
Outro Gag: Lurbapolis Prole Remover