Chip Beauvais stops by to tell us about his latest invention, which slices, dices, chops, shreds, gets stains out of carpets, and gives you a warm, sunny feeling inside, the kind that's been absent since that one person left your life. You know who we're talking about. The one who could banish your fears and insecurities just by the way they stood at the counter while they cut up vegetables for the dinners you'll never share, oh God, oh God, how could it all have gone so wrong? Then it's on to a skit about death! Isn't this podcast about board games? Ha! No. It's about the grim fact of your mortality. THAT'S mildly alarming!
Intro gag: Comin’ to ya’ live from the dentist chair, I’m Johannes Stauffer and with me as always is the tortured screams of a thousand damned souls, and this is the Mildly Alarming Podcast. Episode 12.3: The Mildly Alarming Pod…Cat?!?!
Segment 1: Chip Beauvais Appreciation Day
Episode Sponsor: Valitar Krambuthax, Ambassador of the Nebulons
Segment 2: Mildly Alarming Theater - Apprentice Grim Reaper
Outro Gag: DANGER COFFEE