It's like this. You go down to the VFA and vote for a delegate. The delegate votes for an elector. The elector votes for a representative. The representative goes to a cabin. The cabin is in the woods. The woods take a poll of various dogs, foxes, and species of birds. The results are given to the representative, who reads them, and picks a snake. The snake is now in charge. It's not a great system, but it's the system we have. Enjoy the Mildly Alarming Podcast as your snake overlords decide who to constrict and devour first.
Intro gag: Comin’ to ya live from high atop Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, I’m Johannes Stauffer and with me as always is another, smaller Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, and this is the Mildly Alarming Podcast. Episode 71: Otto and the Magic Hat.
Segment 1: Voting Mechanics
Episode Sponsor: Your Mildly Alarming News Team
Segment 2: Remaking the Game - Chutes and Ladders
Outro Gag: Cleanthe Brandlebart’s Full-Buttock Chaps