The Five Minute Geek Show is typically around 8 minutes long and about something that no self-respecting geek would ever brush the Cheeto dust from his fingers to discuss. In this bonus episode, your Mildly Alarming hosts demonstrate what a real 5 Minute Geek Show would sound like.
For further reading on whether Star Wars or Star Trek would win in a fight, try this surprisingly detailed essay.
And here's a YouTube clip of Worf, Riker, and Picard being snarky about laser weapons: https://youtu.be/w4JUxQe4P4g?t=19
The theme song for this episode was composed by Matt Stauffer and performed by Johannes Stauffer using only his voice and some wax paper wrapped around a comb.