Tom didn't write anything here even though it's LITERALLY THE ONLY JOB HE HAS ON THE PODCAST. So I guess I have to tell you that this episode is about how to commit the perfect murder with everyday objects you might find lying about . Y'know, rocks, paper, scissors - that sort of thing. Then we talk about clowns for awhile, which is neat.
Intro Gag: Comin' to ya live from a world of infinite recursion...
Segment One: Rock - Paper - Scissors Mechanics
Episode Sponsor: National Council of Guys Name
Segment Two: The Scourge of Spooky Clowns
Outro Gag: Mildly Alarming Radio News Breaking Election News Electoral News Break